I saw this blog post for Jensen Hot Lips and I was like, WHAT? Turns out it’s fish lures, which is cool, my dad fishes, I showed it to him and he knew what they were. But I’m like, who names their lures Hot Lips? Were they a fan of MASH? Do they have Jensen Hawkeye lures, and Trapper John lures, and Radar lures too? Once you catch a fish, you can do surgery on it and make stupid anti-war jokes. And have a martini afterwards. Or three. Okay, maybe the Jensen Hot Lips lure thing isn’t so bad at all…after all, fishing IS the only sport where it’s common and relatively safe to drink while you do it (NOT in hunting, cough cough Mr. Cheney)